The most awkward conversation ever

[fredd bear]

Mary: "Joseph come in for a minute we need to talk."
Joseph: "Oh what now? I'm doing carpentry and shit."
Mary: "It's important please come in, I dont wan't that nosey cow from next door to hear."
Nosey cow: "I heard that."
Joseph: "okay what is so important?"
Mary: "I'm pregnant."
Joseph: "You're fucking what?"
Mary: "Pregnant."
Joseph: "I knew it, you've been seeing that basket weaver again have'nt you."
Mary: "No it was God who has inpregnated me with his holy seed."
Joseph: "I've heard some bullshit in my time, but that takes the biscuit."
Mary: "You must accept this, just think, one day our son will be the most famous man on the planet."
Joseph: "What's a planet?"
Mary: "Don't worry about that, we need to choose a name."
Joseph: "You just expect me to act as though the child is mine? And to help you think of a name? Jesus Christ woman."
Mary:"Mmmm Jesus Christ, I like it."

  
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Yeah, seems to be a fine line between devout believer and idiot. Certainly the case with our little band of Christians here 

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I really have  had respect for only one of the disciples  "Doubting Thomas" . Although, I also think Judas was a pretty pragmatic guy.

Jesus: G'day Thomo, It's Jesus, I've risen from the dead. (Jesus was Australian)

Thomas: Shut the front door!

Jesus: Fair dinkum..

Thomas: Bullshit! (sotte voce) Wanker.

Jesus: No, really Thomo, it's me.

Thomas: OK prove it!

Jesus : Thomo ,when did you become such a fucking skeptic? (wearily) Ok then, bung your hand in the wound in my side.

Thomas: Gross! Just show me. (Thomas looks) Wow!  Welcome back mate.

Make a great South Park episode..

A somewhat sanitised biblical account can be found in John 20 :24-31

Always thought the bit about believing  without seeing was more than a little self serving. IE  Encouraging  people to be naive, gullible and stupid