The most awkward conversation ever

[Drich]

If I had a vagina I wouldn't let a stranger blow into it. They would definitely have to take me out at least twice before they even got a glimpse of my fury love hole.
I mean, she was already with Joseph when she pulled her underpants to one side for a stranger. What a slapper.

But your asshole -and also my asshole; and the asshole of every human- is fingered by nature in a creepy, disgusting daily process we humans call "pooping/shitting"'.

Who are you fooling? your asshole gets fingered from the inside out, producing very stinky smell when that happens, this happens to you daily; but you can't believe somebody might get pregnant without a human touching them?
Maybe that smell is a message from God for you so you get off your high-horse; and remember the disgusting feeling of being helplessly tied down -by your own free will- to let nature finger you and get over with what it wants to do; just like a slave.

I think Mary's story is very believable.

  this is the first marry discussion I have ever had that has ended with everyone being fingered in the butt by poop as it's final conclusion..

To me that seems like a slippery slope for homosexual experimentation. "butt to each his own..