Here's one Ross Noble tells (that's a joke he says how he actually had to tell to a real customs officer, because they were so insistent) on his Fizzylogic tour DVD, (unrelated to religion):
Ross Noble: "How many customs officers does it take to change a light bulb?"
Customs Officer: "I don't know. How many customs officers does it take to change a light bulb?"
Ross Noble "I don't know either. But it must be difficult to change light bulbs when you've got your hand up someone's arse."
Lol. I can't think of any other 'jokes' right now lol.
Ross Noble: "How many customs officers does it take to change a light bulb?"
Customs Officer: "I don't know. How many customs officers does it take to change a light bulb?"
Ross Noble "I don't know either. But it must be difficult to change light bulbs when you've got your hand up someone's arse."
Lol. I can't think of any other 'jokes' right now lol.
