Inquiring mind seeks guidance from the governing powers.

[Ranjr]

I was on a sports board 20 years ago.  It had an awkward format created by the moderator, who may have still gone by the term sysop.  Back when you had to be at least kinda smart to be on the internet.  This guy became so determined to keep the topics on sports and frustrated by the continuance of glib, off topic, and mundane posts that he demanded a sports take be included with every post.  The result was posts like this:

Today is the last time I eat a tuna sandwich from a food truck.

Sports take:  I got the Dolphins over the Seahawks.