Jesus, Moses and I were out on the lake in a row-boat fishing the other day and the conversation was about their past miracles.
"So many thousand years ago," I said, "do you two still have what it takes?"
Moses jumps up, throws his arms apart and the lake parted. Smiling smugly, he sits back down as the waters came back together. "Ha! I still got it!" he says.
Jesus, not to be out done, stands up, steps out of the boat and promptly sinks like a rock.
Moses and I fish him out of the water and back into the boat as he's coughing and sputtering.
After Jesus catches his breath he looks at us and says....
"Ya know, this was a whole lot easier before I had these damned holes in my feet."
Barump-kish! (<--short drum roll and cymbal crash)
"So many thousand years ago," I said, "do you two still have what it takes?"
Moses jumps up, throws his arms apart and the lake parted. Smiling smugly, he sits back down as the waters came back together. "Ha! I still got it!" he says.
Jesus, not to be out done, stands up, steps out of the boat and promptly sinks like a rock.
Moses and I fish him out of the water and back into the boat as he's coughing and sputtering.
After Jesus catches his breath he looks at us and says....
"Ya know, this was a whole lot easier before I had these damned holes in my feet."
Barump-kish! (<--short drum roll and cymbal crash)
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
