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Jokes
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RE: Jokes
Moses, Jesus and a bearded guy are on the golf course.

Moses swing his club, hits the ball and it heads right for the water hazard. Moses raises his arms, the water parts, Moses walks up and putts the ball on the green.

Jesus takes the next swing, the ball goes to the same water hazard, the ball stops half an inch above the water, Jesus walks up to the ball and puts it on the green.

The bearded guy takes the next swing, the ball slices terribly, bounces on the road besides the court, glares of the side of a truck bounces back into the court, a Frog that came out of the water hazard takes the ball in his beak, a Stork sees the frog and grabs it, and as it flies away the frog drops the ball, it bounces on the green, and rolls into the hole.

Moses then turns to Jesus and says: "I really hate playing golf with your dad".
Best regards,
Leo van Miert
Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall --Torque is how far you take the wall with you
Pastafarian
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Messages In This Thread
Jokes - by UnFaithful - June 4, 2009 at 2:43 pm
RE: Jokes - by Edwardo Piet - June 5, 2009 at 1:25 pm
RE: Jokes - by UnFaithful - June 5, 2009 at 4:49 pm
RE: Jokes - by Samson - June 5, 2009 at 8:49 pm
RE: Jokes - by Dotard - June 6, 2009 at 7:29 am
RE: Jokes - by leo-rcc - June 6, 2009 at 9:32 am
RE: Jokes - by Overmars - June 6, 2009 at 4:11 pm
RE: Jokes - by Mandi - June 7, 2009 at 7:29 pm
RE: Jokes - by Meatball - June 9, 2009 at 3:09 pm
RE: Jokes - by Kyuuketsuki - June 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm
RE: Jokes - by Kyuuketsuki - June 15, 2009 at 1:39 am
RE: Jokes - by padraic - June 15, 2009 at 2:06 am
RE: Jokes - by Edwardo Piet - June 15, 2009 at 4:24 am
RE: Jokes - by moleque - June 15, 2009 at 4:37 am
RE: Jokes - by Kyuuketsuki - June 15, 2009 at 5:18 am
RE: Jokes - by padraic - June 15, 2009 at 5:32 am
RE: Jokes - by Meatball - June 22, 2009 at 5:05 pm
RE: Jokes - by Overmars - June 28, 2009 at 11:27 am

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