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As the trial drags on, Trump's support gradually erodes. As more and more republicans indicate their willingness to convict, democrats offer them a deal: enough of them will vote for acquittal to keep Trump in office. In exchange, Trump has to catwalk the senate floor in a bikini, tiara and a sash reading, 'Miss New York/Florida 2020.' For his talent, he has to sing, Whitney Houston's 'I'm Your Baby Tonight'.
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As the trial drags on, Trump's support gradually erodes. As more and more republicans indicate their willingness to convict, democrats offer them a deal: enough of them will vote for acquittal to keep Trump in office. In exchange, Trump has to catwalk the senate floor in a bikini, tiara and a sash reading, 'Miss New York/Florida 2020.' For his talent, he has to sing, Whitney Houston's 'I'm Your Baby Tonight'.
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