RE: Jokes
June 15, 2009 at 2:06 am
(This post was last modified: June 15, 2009 at 2:10 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Dr George Abernathy,locally famous proctologist goes into his local bar,where his friend Richard Chamberlain makes him a spiffy almond daiquiri every night.
Sadly, tonight,the bar tender has run out of almond essence, so he uses hickory.
Dr Abernathy takes a sip.It seems a little different,so he asks;
Keep going
a bit more
"Is this an almond daquiri dick?'
To which Dick replies
Keep going
Just at bit more
"No,that's a hickory daquiri doc"
Boom Boom
The last time I told that joke was in 1972. It doesn't seem to have aged at all.
Sadly, tonight,the bar tender has run out of almond essence, so he uses hickory.
Dr Abernathy takes a sip.It seems a little different,so he asks;
Keep going
a bit more
"Is this an almond daquiri dick?'
To which Dick replies
Keep going
Just at bit more
"No,that's a hickory daquiri doc"
Boom Boom
The last time I told that joke was in 1972. It doesn't seem to have aged at all.
