Atheists cannot understand morality, empathy, decency, these "feelings" can only be acknowledged, appreciated, and most of all applauded by those of superior caliber.
Why just this morning, after I smoked bath salts, drank a bottle of tequila, drove (naked) to get my crack, I ran over a squadron of little old ladies on their morning jaunt. After stopping to make sure they were dead (no witnesses, right?) I assaulted their corpses. I robbed a charity, cause.....you know, why the fuck not! Humans taste better when they are sad, despondent. Especially the little ones. Getting to eat the moms twice though, that's beautiful.
Thank god I am so immoral....... I mean thank me........ I have no fucking clue that there are just certain no-no's. And even if I somehow did, I don't possess the necessary wiring capable of formulating that I am not the center of the universe. I mean after all, I am god.
NOW PUT MONEY IN THE GOLGEN CHALICE*
*Anything less than $2112.00 is considered a blasphemous insult. You or someone you love, will be smited.
Why just this morning, after I smoked bath salts, drank a bottle of tequila, drove (naked) to get my crack, I ran over a squadron of little old ladies on their morning jaunt. After stopping to make sure they were dead (no witnesses, right?) I assaulted their corpses. I robbed a charity, cause.....you know, why the fuck not! Humans taste better when they are sad, despondent. Especially the little ones. Getting to eat the moms twice though, that's beautiful.
Thank god I am so immoral....... I mean thank me........ I have no fucking clue that there are just certain no-no's. And even if I somehow did, I don't possess the necessary wiring capable of formulating that I am not the center of the universe. I mean after all, I am god.
NOW PUT MONEY IN THE GOLGEN CHALICE*
*Anything less than $2112.00 is considered a blasphemous insult. You or someone you love, will be smited.
