Anything But An Atheist. How come?

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Don't forget though, that it's the Christians in this country being oppressed & persecuted by atheists.

Yes you're right *sarcasm on* It's those horrible atheists who, by understanding the theory of evolution, create new flu vaccines every year and who find new antibiotics which save countless of lives. It's those horrible atheists who, by understanding the importance of keeping the separation of church and state and by working to maintain this separation keep the Christians safe from domination from any other religious group, like the Mormons, Muslims, Catholics and/or protestants (when one becomes a majority it usually dominates the others). It's those horrible atheists who, through the creation and strict application of the scientific method, have developed so many things that improve lives and make the world safer. Yes, I admit those horrible atheists have had a few misses but I would still venture to say that human beings have a much better quality of life than humans did in the middle ages. Jeees we are just a bunch of assholes. Those Christians are right, we really should listen to them and adopt their beliefs about the world and how it works. *sarcasm off*

In fact, it's just about time for "War on Christmas" season to start again when the fundies run around screaming persecution because a store clerk said "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas."

Though the "pagans" (the word "pagan" being a matter of perspective) had it first, perhaps you could grant the Christians this one. As for every other day of the year except Easter, how about I have on my car a magnet that says "Keep reason in reason".