Why men shouldn't write advice columns

[Shell B]

Sarcasm, dude.

Let's sort this out.

You think only men are qualified to give advice because women are better with emotions.

I disagree because women are not only better at emotions. Furthermore, I know some men who are way better dealing with emotional advice than I am. Assertions that men can do anything better universally aside from dangle a penis between their legs are ludicrous.