Sexual desire seems to be a curse for men

[The Grand Nudger]

Wasn't it just the other day the OP was going to a wedding and hoping to hook up with a Japanese girl.  I get the feeling that didn't work out.  So, of course, this is not personal.

If you cant get laid at a wedding, you're really putting in the effort to be unfuckable.  A wedding was the first non accidental date between my wife and myself..and man, were there some misunderstandings.  It was a keys wedding, so it was hot and uncomfortable and I disappeared when they were all on the beach, with the fucking sand blowing all over my sunburnt skin.  She even gave her friends shit, including the bride to be...asking... in effect, if they'd run me off.  Firstly, not possible, I cant be run off, it's not a thing, and secondly...  Nah brah, I walked out looking for some AC like a floridian at a tourists wedding.  She found me, we fucked in the pool in broad daylight.  We had a better time than the newlyweds, at their expense.  Score.

She really thought, when a floridian melted into florida, that she'd lost her shot at something she wanted..that I'd just disappeared back into the earth from which I came the night we met....and the look on her face when she communicated this fear was so cute, so intoxicating. Here we are, bout 20 years later. Still looks at me the same way, I still see her the same way. I mean, I guess I could stop with saying I see her - and that's why it works. Maybe our boy could spend a little more effort trying to see the women he wants to fuck than he seems to spend making himself unfuckable? Might not work...but it couldn't hurt.