RE: Most People Insist That Two Separate Being Can Never Be One
June 1, 2023 at 4:37 pm
(This post was last modified: June 1, 2023 at 4:49 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(June 1, 2023 at 11:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(June 1, 2023 at 8:13 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: -as for lourdes...I think it's a miracle more people haven't keeled over on account of their superstitions about a water spigot. I think it's a miracle how effective the priests of mary, queen of the apostles, have been at fleecing christians for a magic potion with no ingredients. I think it's a miracle that any christian would attach shit like this to their religious beliefs.
Whaddya mean ‘no ingredients’? Of COURSE there’s ingredients - the blessing of the Sacred Virgin, which has been shown to be exactly as effective as ‘hoping’.
Boru
Sure, that and copious amounts of fecal material and slewed skin riddled with communicable disease - but I'm talking about the bottled shit they sell. I think it's safe to assume that the tap they fill those bottles from might be cleaner than the pools people visit, but also that it's not babysat by a shaman who certainly has the ability to make it magic for every second the pump and filter drums are operating.
This stuff is absolutely ridiculous when you think about it like an adult for a grand total of 60secs or so....even if you fundamentally believe in the idea of magic water like a full on mouthbreather. The same people immediately realize it when the product is "smartwater" but not when the product is "jesuswater". Other than an inherent sense of fairness and good behavior, I can't tell you why I'm not in the jesuswater business. I've got a creek! Cows shit in it, but it's still cleaner than the pools at lourdes, you'll get the same medicinal effect at-least, and I know that for a fact. Hell, my daughter is a so-called "miracle" as a competition level archer dealing with paralysis at birth. It was obviously big mouthfuls of my dogwater that fixed her. The ad copy writes itself and the pictures would be precious. So.
: shrugs :
But sure, sure, I can't wait to hear another supposed believer tell me that their faith is as true or false as the miracle cure from frances runoff problem. Well...okaaaay.....if you say so, jesusman, if you say so.
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