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'After-birth abortion' is logically sound
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RE: 'After-birth abortion' is logically sound
(March 12, 2012 at 2:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: God's got a tiny dick.

Actually, no, Ezekiel described Yahweh's cock as a massive firey column.

Quote:Ezekiel 1:27 And I saw as the colour of amber, as the appearance of fire round about within it, from the appearance of his loins even upward, and from the appearance of his loins even downward, I saw as it were the appearance of fire, and it had brightness round about.

Yahweh is hot and well hung!

Or as George Carlin said, "my god has a bigger dick than your god!"
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

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Messages In This Thread
RE: 'After-birth abortion' is logically sound - by Phil - March 10, 2012 at 3:52 am
RE: 'After-birth abortion' is logically sound - by YahwehIsTheWay - March 12, 2012 at 3:00 pm

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