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'After-birth abortion' is logically sound
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RE: 'After-birth abortion' is logically sound
(March 12, 2012 at 2:48 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:
(March 12, 2012 at 2:19 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: In reality they do not worship a prince of peace but they worship a lord of hell who will punish everyone who does not agree with the persons choices in bible verses.

It's interesting how narrow is the way to Heaven and wide is the road to damnation. The vast majority of humans will end up in Hell. Personally, I explain this by saying that souls must be cheap for Jesus to mass produce. The few that sheepishly follow him will end up being his ass kissing slaves for eternity. For the rest, just toss them in the incinerator. No muss. No fuss.

Quote:Needless to say I am very glad I left the entire nightmare of religion. I cringe thinking of the times I used to believe in that bullshit.

Not a smart move. The Lord is very insecure and needs relatively tiny unworthy mortal scum like us to constantly validate him. He's like a really big strong guy who's plagued with feelings of inadequacy and needs a hug.

Kind of touching, in a way.

Well, except for the setting people on fire part but that's just a cry for help.

i prefer instead to sexually please him. that pretty much puts me on the "nice" list.

Hopefully he will not toss me into the pit where I will have watermelons shoved up my ass for all eternity.



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RE: 'After-birth abortion' is logically sound - by Phil - March 10, 2012 at 3:52 am
RE: 'After-birth abortion' is logically sound - by reverendjeremiah - March 12, 2012 at 5:18 pm

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