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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
Mine's the one that says that whoever doesn't believe in it is a fool. Tch, like I'm gonna take smack from a book...
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."

-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by AthiestAtheist - April 23, 2012 at 8:22 pm

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