How to gain and lose a friend in 2 weeks.

[Aegrus]

2: Shuuuut the fuuuuck uuuuuup. I dunno about the other guys on this site but one thing I do not like is listening to another guy bitching and whining about shit instead of nutting up and doing something about it [though it's perfectly fine to bitch and rant about shit you ARE either going to do something about or are doing something about it], WHY in the hell should women assume that we'll treat them any differently?? You want the respect of men? Don't bitch about Kelly talking smack; GO OVER AND BEAT HER ASS, CLAW HER FACE, YANK ON HER HAIR...smoosh your boobs against hers, crawl on top of her, ooo you naughty little kitties, RAWR- ER, I MEAN, uh, just go over and tell her to shut the fuck up and stop talking smack and spreading gossip about you because if she doesn't you'll beat her ass. ...And if she continues, well then, by all means, beat her ass. Show you're willing to take action; we respect that among ourselves and we'll respect you for it, too!

Or, you know, you could ignore people you don't like, or politely discuss what about them bothers you and offer a compromise. And if they're just such a blatantly horrible person that you can't ignore them or compromise with them, it should be pretty easy to get them fired and thus remove them from your life.