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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 12:50 am (This post was last modified: May 6, 2012 at 12:52 am by Justtristo.)
Quote: For there are some eunuchs who were that way from birth, and some who were made eunuchs by others, and some who became eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who is able to accept this should accept it.”

Matthew 19:12-15
(April 23, 2012 at 8:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Ezekiel 23:19-20 NET

Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.

I bet the Israelites were worshiping the god Min.
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by Justtristo - May 6, 2012 at 12:50 am

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