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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 1:08 am
(May 6, 2012 at 1:00 am)padraic Wrote: The Lord said "go forth and multiply" to Adam and Eve. I've always thought that was nice euphemism for "Y'all can fuck off outta here"

If you consider that according to the tale, Eve was made from the rib of Adam, and therefore could be considered a clone...

...it appears to me that YHWH was in fact telling Adam to go fuck himself.

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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by Jackalope - May 6, 2012 at 1:08 am

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