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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?

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What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read?
May 6, 2012 at 11:02 pm
RE the OP question:

John 3:16

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RE DeeTee:

(May 6, 2012 at 1:43 am)DeeTee Wrote: So what do you think you gain from this thread?

A laugh.

Quote:You want believers to respect your position and freedom to choose to be an atheist yet you can't respect others choice of belief and their freedom to choose to follow it.
No wonder believers come on here and do not treat your posts with any respect or seriously, you fail to treat others as you want to be treated.

Actually, there are a handful of Christians that I respect a lot and I make a conscious effort not to insult their silly god when I'm around them. However, this is NOT THEIR HOUSE ... it's ours!! A-t-h-i-e-s-t-F-o-r-u-m-s. (spelled it out for you). Yes, having this conversation in one of your churches would be a rude thing for atheists to do. But we're NOT in your GOD DAMN CHURCH ARE WE!

It is YOU who have sought us out, not the other way around --- so either GET THE FUCK OUT or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!





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RE: What's the funniest or most ridiculous bible quote you have ever heard or read? - by Cinjin - May 6, 2012 at 11:02 pm

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