Basic intelligence in America.(rant)

[jonb]

No idea who thought all those types of food were standard for Britain, but really only the Steak & Kidney pie, Marmite, and Scotch Eggs are eaten often over here. Stuff like black pudding and jellied eels you will struggle to find even at supermarkets.

Also, a doner kebab is Turkish.

Being a lower class element of English society living in Essex, jellied eels are available in most pie an mash shops, But Tiberius being of the more sophisticated elements of society I doubt would even know of these cafes existence.

Your Englishness must be under question if you have not eaten a kebab on the way home from the pub. It is one of the rights of passage into citizenship.