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Stages of Republican Grief
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Stages of Republican Grief
1. Shock: "What? No, Mitt was supposed to win by a landslide!"

2. Denial: "No, we're calling Ohio too soon! The numbers are there. I'm sure of it. Send someone down to interview our team that called it for Obama!"

3. Anger: "Those stupid Americans who just want stuff. They want things. And Obama is giving them things. That's why..."

4. Bargaining: "OK, we had some stupid candidates like Murdock and Aiken but that doesn't mean we have to give up our far right policies. Maybe if 'evolve' a little on immigration..."

Next step, depression
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Messages In This Thread
Stages of Republican Grief - by DeistPaladin - November 12, 2012 at 4:51 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by Faith No More - November 12, 2012 at 6:50 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by TaraJo - November 12, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by DeistPaladin - November 12, 2012 at 8:51 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by TaraJo - November 12, 2012 at 9:01 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by DeistPaladin - November 12, 2012 at 9:25 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by TaraJo - November 12, 2012 at 9:54 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by DeistPaladin - November 13, 2012 at 9:34 am
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by Silas Stingy - November 12, 2012 at 7:47 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by Minimalist - November 12, 2012 at 8:51 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by Ashendant - November 13, 2012 at 10:15 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by Minimalist - November 12, 2012 at 8:54 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by jonb - November 12, 2012 at 9:41 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by jonb - November 12, 2012 at 10:33 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by Polaris - November 12, 2012 at 11:01 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by Minimalist - November 12, 2012 at 11:51 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by Cato - November 13, 2012 at 12:32 am
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by The Grand Nudger - November 13, 2012 at 12:36 am
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by Angrboda - November 14, 2012 at 1:13 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by TaraJo - November 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm
RE: Stages of Republican Grief - by Minimalist - November 14, 2012 at 2:16 pm

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