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Things to say during sex
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RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 6:27 pm (This post was last modified: December 4, 2012 at 6:45 pm by Cinjin.)
(December 4, 2012 at 8:50 am)Napoléon Wrote: This one happened to me last week:

"I'm really not feeling it"

I was devastated. I couldn't work out whether she was talking about my weiner or the current situation in general. Well, it couldn't have been my weiner come to think of it, how could you not feel that? (The person who makes a small penis joke is getting a roundhouse to the face).

Awe yes, that old classic line said so many times to Napo ....

"I swear it's not you ... it's your penis."


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Things to say during sex - by Napoléon - September 5, 2012 at 4:42 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Jackalope - September 5, 2012 at 4:44 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Napoléon - September 5, 2012 at 4:48 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Jackalope - September 5, 2012 at 4:50 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Napoléon - September 5, 2012 at 4:51 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Anomalocaris - September 5, 2012 at 6:10 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by padraic - September 5, 2012 at 7:13 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Tobie - September 5, 2012 at 4:54 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Rayaan - September 5, 2012 at 5:59 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Napoléon - September 5, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Re: Things to say during sex - by NoraBrimstone - September 5, 2012 at 6:02 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by The Grand Nudger - September 5, 2012 at 6:03 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Jackalope - September 5, 2012 at 6:13 pm
Re: Things to say during sex - by NoraBrimstone - September 5, 2012 at 6:35 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Minimalist - September 5, 2012 at 7:17 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth - September 5, 2012 at 8:34 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by The Grand Nudger - September 5, 2012 at 8:39 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Erinome - September 5, 2012 at 9:31 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by padraic - September 5, 2012 at 10:42 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Angrboda - September 6, 2012 at 4:14 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by Whateverist - September 6, 2012 at 4:44 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by Angrboda - September 6, 2012 at 4:55 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by The Grand Nudger - September 7, 2012 at 12:04 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by Cinjin - December 4, 2012 at 3:46 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth - December 3, 2012 at 10:24 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 4, 2012 at 2:10 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by overlord fombax - December 4, 2012 at 3:57 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by Napoléon - December 4, 2012 at 8:50 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by Dee Dee Ramone - December 4, 2012 at 9:16 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by Tiberius - December 4, 2012 at 9:39 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by frankiej - December 4, 2012 at 10:38 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by Cinjin - December 4, 2012 at 6:27 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by DeistPaladin - December 4, 2012 at 9:33 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by downbeatplumb - December 4, 2012 at 2:08 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 4, 2012 at 12:46 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Jackalope - December 4, 2012 at 12:56 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Napoléon - December 4, 2012 at 12:59 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 4, 2012 at 1:05 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Napoléon - December 4, 2012 at 1:40 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 4, 2012 at 1:19 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 4, 2012 at 1:45 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 4, 2012 at 2:15 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Kousbroek - December 4, 2012 at 2:18 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 4, 2012 at 2:26 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by jonb - December 4, 2012 at 2:43 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Angrboda - December 4, 2012 at 2:44 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Gooders1002 - December 4, 2012 at 7:36 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by frankiej - December 4, 2012 at 7:43 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by John V - December 5, 2012 at 1:31 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Kirbmarc - December 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Violet - December 5, 2012 at 1:40 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by LastPoet - December 5, 2012 at 2:17 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by TaraJo - December 5, 2012 at 5:30 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by LastPoet - December 5, 2012 at 5:35 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by TaraJo - December 5, 2012 at 5:39 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by LastPoet - December 5, 2012 at 5:49 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - December 6, 2012 at 4:55 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by Cinjin - December 5, 2012 at 6:24 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Angrboda - December 5, 2012 at 6:55 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Kayenneh - December 5, 2012 at 9:39 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Napoléon - December 6, 2012 at 11:43 am
RE: Things to say during sex - by Great Ape - December 6, 2012 at 12:27 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Napoléon - December 6, 2012 at 1:39 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Great Ape - December 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Jackalope - December 6, 2012 at 2:54 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Angrboda - December 6, 2012 at 3:44 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Napoléon - December 6, 2012 at 4:39 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Kousbroek - December 6, 2012 at 5:07 pm
RE: Things to say during sex - by Napoléon - December 6, 2012 at 5:10 pm

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