Anything along the lines of "did you remember to put the garbage out?" My wife tends to ruminate over her to-do lists a lot and occasionally it'll spill over into sex. I'll remind her how helpful that isn't, sometimes by suggesting that we jump up and write it down quick before she forgets again. Or I'll ask her if she is sure her lug nuts are all fully tightened, or something similar. Occasionally we'll make each other laugh too hard to carry on .. well, for a while anyway.
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Things to say during sex
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 ![[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/zf86M5L7/extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg) RE: Things to say during sex
September 7, 2012 at 12:04 am
(This post was last modified: September 7, 2012 at 12:04 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Laughing sex=good sex. You know, when you laugh, all sorts of things go kung-fu grip all of a sudden.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).  RE: Things to say during sex
December 4, 2012 at 3:46 am
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2012 at 3:46 am by Cinjin.)
"I just went."
"Wait?! Don't you mean you just came!?" "Nope. I just went." ![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png) 
"Ow."
This one happened to me last week:
"I'm really not feeling it" I was devastated. I couldn't work out whether she was talking about my weiner or the current situation in general. Well, it couldn't have been my weiner come to think of it, how could you not feel that? (The person who makes a small penis joke is getting a roundhouse to the face).  (December 4, 2012 at 8:50 am)Napoléon Wrote: This one happened to me last week: Napoleon Bona Parte? I am not saying your penis is small, but it was cut off 200 years ago. But I am sure you were aware of it...at least the woman was last week 
 (September 5, 2012 at 4:42 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Lol just found this cool picture "Not your partner's name" Reminds me of a joke: Joseph to Mary: "Look, I know you had a life before me and it all happened before we were married but do you have to say his name every time we have sex?"
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