RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?
March 30, 2013 at 8:56 pm
(This post was last modified: March 30, 2013 at 8:57 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(March 30, 2013 at 8:19 pm)jrsm_10 Wrote: I'd make a statue and say it was god just to see how far I could take it. Probably write a book and say he directed my hand as I typed. Maybe even make a tithe system. 20% of your pay (since even tips went up, why shouldn't tithes) in the form of beer (and maybe whiskey). Must be nice.Forget the beer, give me the whiskey, and I'll lend the bloody hand of violent oppression. Depending on how good the whiskey is, I may even sing a little song or two while I do my work. Only one condition, I get to start with all the heretics who believe in other statues.....
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