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If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be?

March 30, 2013 at 8:56 pm (This post was last modified: March 30, 2013 at 8:57 pm by The Grand Nudger.)

(March 30, 2013 at 8:19 pm)jrsm_10 Wrote: I'd make a statue and say it was god just to see how far I could take it. Probably write a book and say he directed my hand as I typed. Maybe even make a tithe system. 20% of your pay (since even tips went up, why shouldn't tithes) in the form of beer (and maybe whiskey). Must be nice.

Forget the beer, give me the whiskey, and I'll lend the bloody hand of violent oppression. Depending on how good the whiskey is, I may even sing a little song or two while I do my work. Only one condition, I get to start with all the heretics who believe in other statues.....

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!

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If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 30, 2013 at 3:49 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Joel - March 30, 2013 at 3:50 pm

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by CapnAwesome - March 31, 2013 at 12:04 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Nine - March 30, 2013 at 4:08 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Kayenneh - March 30, 2013 at 4:09 pm

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Angrboda - March 30, 2013 at 8:51 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by The Grand Nudger - March 30, 2013 at 8:56 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Something completely different - March 30, 2013 at 8:58 pm

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by The Grand Nudger - March 31, 2013 at 1:00 pm

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RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by Joel - March 31, 2013 at 1:11 pm

RE: If You Were Religious, What Religion Would it Be? - by The Grand Nudger - March 31, 2013 at 1:12 pm

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