(April 24, 2013 at 2:14 pm)Undeceived Wrote: Adam and Eve are humans, therefore they possess both logic and reason.In equal amounts, one would assume, as any of my many children. Hopefully god gifted them with an extra dose, because any two children wandering around in a magical fucking garden told not to break some rule..well...no, nvm clearly god didn't gift them with any extra dose - because the story pans out just like every day pans out in my home.
Minus, of course - any curse I might place on them for being children

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