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Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend.
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RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend.
December 13, 2009 at 6:50 pm
The Judge (who was a little bit deaf) said to the prisoner "What have you got to say for yourself before I pass sentence?"

"Fuck all, Your Honour," replied the prisoner.

The Judge leaned over to the Clerk of Courts and asked, "What did he say?"

"Fuck all, Your Honour," came the reply.

"That's strange," said the Judge. "I was sure I saw his lips move."
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Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend.

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Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by padraic - December 7, 2009 at 4:52 am
RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by leo-rcc - December 7, 2009 at 5:34 am
RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by Craveman - December 7, 2009 at 9:01 am
RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by fr0d0 - December 7, 2009 at 4:19 pm
RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by Amphora - December 7, 2009 at 7:27 pm
RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by Panhan - December 8, 2009 at 7:18 pm
RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by Autumnlicious - December 8, 2009 at 7:24 pm
RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by padraic - December 8, 2009 at 9:17 pm
RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by Autumnlicious - December 8, 2009 at 9:33 pm
RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by Joe Bloe - December 13, 2009 at 6:50 pm
RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by Edwardo Piet - December 18, 2009 at 12:06 pm
RE: Fumny; sent to me by a lawyer friend. - by padraic - December 18, 2009 at 6:40 pm

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