A couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite, on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tosses his pants to his bride and says, "Here, put these on!"
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants!" she said. "That's right," said the husband, "And don't you forget it! I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your attitude changes."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants!" she said. "That's right," said the husband, "And don't you forget it! I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until your attitude changes."
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx
