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The rude jokes thread
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RE: The rude jokes thread
Question: How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: "It's a trick question, everyone knows hippies only screw in dirty sleeping bags!"

*rimshot*

Also:

Mickey Mouse is in court for his divorce from Minnie. The judge says to Mickey, "You can't divorce your wife because you think she's very silly, that's not proper grounds."

Mickey responded, "I didn't say she was very silly, I said she was fucking Goofy!"


I love that one...
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The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - August 29, 2008 at 12:09 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - August 29, 2008 at 12:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Tiberius - August 29, 2008 at 4:04 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Meatball - August 29, 2008 at 4:10 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - August 30, 2008 at 12:00 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Eilonnwy - September 1, 2008 at 12:07 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Jason Jarred - September 1, 2008 at 11:58 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 1, 2008 at 2:24 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 2, 2008 at 2:17 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 2, 2008 at 1:13 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Ace Otana - September 2, 2008 at 1:16 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 2, 2008 at 1:25 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - October 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 2, 2008 at 10:21 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 3, 2008 at 3:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by infidel666 - September 3, 2008 at 10:45 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 3, 2008 at 10:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Tiberius - September 4, 2008 at 12:31 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 4, 2008 at 9:46 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Lucifer Morningstar - September 4, 2008 at 6:51 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 4, 2008 at 7:38 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Lucifer Morningstar - September 4, 2008 at 5:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 4, 2008 at 6:50 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Tiberius - September 4, 2008 at 7:49 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by infidel666 - September 7, 2008 at 10:52 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Brick-top - September 8, 2008 at 6:09 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by ArtisticAtheist - September 20, 2008 at 9:00 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - September 23, 2008 at 8:21 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 23, 2008 at 10:59 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - September 23, 2008 at 11:13 pm
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - September 28, 2008 at 10:03 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - October 6, 2008 at 2:36 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by StewartP - October 6, 2008 at 11:01 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by infidel666 - October 8, 2008 at 9:24 am
RE: The rude jokes thread - by Edwardo Piet - October 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm

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