Question: How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: "It's a trick question, everyone knows hippies only screw in dirty sleeping bags!"
*rimshot*
Also:
Mickey Mouse is in court for his divorce from Minnie. The judge says to Mickey, "You can't divorce your wife because you think she's very silly, that's not proper grounds."
Mickey responded, "I didn't say she was very silly, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
I love that one...
Answer: "It's a trick question, everyone knows hippies only screw in dirty sleeping bags!"
*rimshot*
Also:
Mickey Mouse is in court for his divorce from Minnie. The judge says to Mickey, "You can't divorce your wife because you think she's very silly, that's not proper grounds."
Mickey responded, "I didn't say she was very silly, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
I love that one...