The Lie of the True Christian™

[Godlesspanther]

In order to preach a sermon in the manner that a Pentecostal does takes eloquence, faith, and patience that only God can grant.

I have seen Pentecostals in action, and the speaking in tongues and seizure-y behavior is truly astounding. It looks physically painful and exhausting.

Xpastor, no offense to your former hard work as a minister, but did you tie your body up in knots, shriek and babble unintelligibly for an hour, and then handle a dangerous snake?

Those snake folks are pretty fucking dedicated to their stupidity in ways few others can manage to top.

I have also seen them in action at an Assemblies of God church. I think that it's based on the Pentecostals. I made a YT vid about my adventures with the holy rollin' true believers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuVEh5vRAqU