(December 2, 2013 at 10:24 pm)Zazzy Wrote:Nope, you got me there.(December 2, 2013 at 4:35 pm)pockystix Wrote: In order to preach a sermon in the manner that a Pentecostal does takes eloquence, faith, and patience that only God can grant.I have seen Pentecostals in action, and the speaking in tongues and seizure-y behavior is truly astounding. It looks physically painful and exhausting.
Xpastor, no offense to your former hard work as a minister, but did you tie your body up in knots, shriek and babble unintelligibly for an hour, and then handle a dangerous snake?
Those snake folks are pretty fucking dedicated to their stupidity in ways few others can manage to top.

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people — House