The JWs came around my neighborhood on Saturday; I was out walking my cat so when they knocked on my door no one answered even though the lights were on and the garage door open. MWAHAHAHA!!
If they come to my door and I'm home I tell them one of two things depending on whether I'm in a bad mood or not:
1) I'm an atheist; no, I would not like one of their fliers (the polite rebuff).
2) My dad's cousin committed suicide because his parents and siblings (my dad's aunt, uncle and cousins) shunned him, a practice taught to them by the JWs. You destroyed one life in my family, isn't that enough? Now get the fuck off my property and never come back. (the pissy rebuff - and a true story)
If they come to my door and I'm home I tell them one of two things depending on whether I'm in a bad mood or not:
1) I'm an atheist; no, I would not like one of their fliers (the polite rebuff).
2) My dad's cousin committed suicide because his parents and siblings (my dad's aunt, uncle and cousins) shunned him, a practice taught to them by the JWs. You destroyed one life in my family, isn't that enough? Now get the fuck off my property and never come back. (the pissy rebuff - and a true story)
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
