you send yourselves to hell

[TaraJo]

Hold on you guys,
Is hell even a bad place? i understand that, according to many monotheistic religions, this hell is the place where non-believers go. Im going to assume that hell exists temporarily.

Imagine all the kick-ass intellectuals that are down there! In my opinion, i'd rather spend eternity with Einstein, Lennon, and Lucretius than with Billy Graham or Saint Augustine.

Plus, even if hell was on fire when they got there, I think that after sending so many brilliant scientists there, they'd figure out how to put the fire out.
In this way, Hell may be a Utopia. Lol
When bible-beaters threaten me with hell, this is all i can think of

I've always wondered this, too. Not to mention, the Bible describes a god with a pretty twisted value system, so how are we to know we wouldn't actually like hell? I mean, if someone is convinced that wearing blended fabrics, picking up sticks on a Sunday or making fun of a bald dude are all deserving of the death penalty, why would you want to spend eternity hanging with someone like that? Not to mention, can you imagine how much more of an asshole he's got to be in his own home?

Yeah, send me to hell. That's where the party is.