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you send yourselves to hell
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RE: you send yourselves to hell
Most people they crucified probably didn't claim to be the Jewish god in the flesh, and from what I hear he really didn't meet the criteria for being a Jewish messiah, so they took it out on him more than usual. Or maybe it's all fake, and the author of the story just wanted to make a woobie out of him. He wasn't just killed. He was tortured. He didn't just die, he went to hell for three days. He still has the scars, too, just to make sure you didn't think being resurrected to rule over everything would cheapen the sacrifice.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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you send yourselves to hell - by Jacob(smooth) - March 11, 2014 at 1:56 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Bad Wolf - March 11, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Tonus - March 12, 2014 at 10:12 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by SteelCurtain - March 12, 2014 at 10:16 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by truthBtold - March 11, 2014 at 2:15 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Minimalist - March 11, 2014 at 2:34 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Chad32 - March 11, 2014 at 2:52 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Esquilax - March 11, 2014 at 2:54 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Chad32 - March 11, 2014 at 2:58 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Doubting Thomas - March 11, 2014 at 3:36 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by FreeTony - March 11, 2014 at 3:48 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Jovanian Teapot - March 11, 2014 at 3:52 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by TaraJo - March 12, 2014 at 10:14 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Doubting Thomas - March 11, 2014 at 4:09 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Chad32 - March 11, 2014 at 4:37 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Angrboda - March 11, 2014 at 6:58 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by *Deidre* - March 12, 2014 at 12:29 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Mudhammam - March 12, 2014 at 1:46 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by KichigaiNeko - March 12, 2014 at 3:13 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Chad32 - March 12, 2014 at 10:05 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by ronedee - March 12, 2014 at 10:23 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Mister Agenda - March 12, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by *Deidre* - March 12, 2014 at 10:24 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Tonus - March 12, 2014 at 10:25 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by ronedee - March 12, 2014 at 10:30 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by truthBtold - March 12, 2014 at 10:37 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by ronedee - March 12, 2014 at 10:43 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by truthBtold - March 12, 2014 at 10:45 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by ronedee - March 12, 2014 at 10:53 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by truthBtold - March 12, 2014 at 10:55 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by ronedee - March 12, 2014 at 11:41 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Tonus - March 12, 2014 at 10:56 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Chad32 - March 12, 2014 at 11:53 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Ben Davis - March 12, 2014 at 10:50 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by The Valkyrie - March 12, 2014 at 2:09 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by ronedee - March 12, 2014 at 4:26 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by The Valkyrie - March 12, 2014 at 4:36 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by ronedee - March 12, 2014 at 4:41 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by The Valkyrie - March 12, 2014 at 4:55 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by truthBtold - March 12, 2014 at 5:17 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by The Valkyrie - March 12, 2014 at 5:20 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Mudhammam - March 12, 2014 at 5:26 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Mister Agenda - March 14, 2014 at 9:59 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by ronedee - March 14, 2014 at 7:22 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Mudhammam - March 14, 2014 at 7:34 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by truthBtold - March 14, 2014 at 7:37 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Foxaèr - March 15, 2014 at 1:47 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Esquilax - March 15, 2014 at 1:50 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by shep - March 16, 2014 at 7:23 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Mister Agenda - March 12, 2014 at 11:22 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Cinjin - March 12, 2014 at 11:46 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Jacob(smooth) - March 12, 2014 at 3:28 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Cinjin - March 12, 2014 at 11:42 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Jacob(smooth) - March 13, 2014 at 2:39 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Mudhammam - March 13, 2014 at 7:10 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Bob Kelso - March 12, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by ronedee - March 12, 2014 at 1:42 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Bob Kelso - March 12, 2014 at 1:59 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by ronedee - March 12, 2014 at 2:02 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Bob Kelso - March 12, 2014 at 2:17 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Chad32 - March 12, 2014 at 1:11 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Bob Kelso - March 12, 2014 at 1:35 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Chad32 - March 12, 2014 at 5:05 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by truthBtold - March 12, 2014 at 5:26 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Chad32 - March 12, 2014 at 5:27 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Mudhammam - March 12, 2014 at 5:30 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Chad32 - March 12, 2014 at 5:38 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Jacob(smooth) - March 13, 2014 at 9:03 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by truthBtold - March 13, 2014 at 9:08 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Esquilax - March 13, 2014 at 9:10 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Jacob(smooth) - March 13, 2014 at 9:37 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Mudhammam - March 13, 2014 at 1:36 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Jacob(smooth) - March 13, 2014 at 2:32 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Mudhammam - March 13, 2014 at 2:38 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Jacob(smooth) - March 13, 2014 at 3:25 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Rayaan - March 13, 2014 at 5:14 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Jacob(smooth) - March 14, 2014 at 5:56 am
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Cinjin - March 15, 2014 at 1:39 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by shep - March 13, 2014 at 6:28 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Mudhammam - March 13, 2014 at 8:31 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by Jacob(smooth) - March 15, 2014 at 1:54 pm
RE: you send yourselves to hell - by The Valkyrie - March 16, 2014 at 7:28 pm

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