Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant

[Phatt Matt s]

So Mary was a beautiful white woman without pox scars or bug bites who was able to own and maintain clean and unblemished clothing that obviously has a high thread count in the primitive middle east culture circa 1 bc.

That is as hard to believe as zombies wandering Jerusalem and no one noticing..

Know, she appeared to people even in the 20th Century with a glorified body and glorified clothing

WHen Mary appears to people she ussually appears as the race of the person she is appearing to. An example would be Mary appearing as an aztec girl to Juan Diego in Guadalupe and leaving the miraculous image that baffles scientists to this day.

So needless to say there I am before my sugar mama at a Carmelite Monastic order. After blowing everything on drugs, alcohol, and stupidity the Catholic Church took me in and I ran to Mary's bosom.

Unfortunately I didn't remain Catholic very long because I decided pornography, masturbation, and booze could do more for me than God, and came to the conclusion (being the insolent little dipshit I am) that God sucks and I know better. Almost going so far in my arrogance to say that God doesn't exist all together, but how in the how in the JesusHMurphybugfuckn Hell could I know that?

So I am in denial. A childish ignorant cunt with a pussy mind, insignificant speck of dust next to billions of people in the world, unable to comprehend the truth of this world around me, the mystery of the universe, or the reason for my existence, and if I don't understand something, I get frustrated and start screaming blasphemies, and blaming God!

However, I can tell you I was happier when I had faith. For the two shits and a wank that it is worth.