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Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
Phatt Matt s Offline
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
March 23, 2014 at 8:10 pm (This post was last modified: March 23, 2014 at 8:11 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
(March 23, 2014 at 8:05 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Not sure exactly what that post was a response to, but it is just inherently funny.

In response to your question futile about my devotion to Mary

A) I'm not comfortable with Jesus

B) I've got mommy issues with my Biological Mother and need maternal nurturing and bonding
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Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant - by Phatt Matt s - March 23, 2014 at 7:20 am
RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant - by LostLocke - March 23, 2014 at 8:47 am
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant - by professor - March 23, 2014 at 9:35 am
RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant - by Chas - March 23, 2014 at 8:23 pm
RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant - by Phatt Matt s - March 23, 2014 at 8:35 pm
RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant - by professor - March 23, 2014 at 10:27 am
RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant - by Phatt Matt s - March 23, 2014 at 10:33 am
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant - by truthBtold - March 23, 2014 at 1:34 pm
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant - by *Deidre* - March 23, 2014 at 4:18 pm
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