(April 24, 2014 at 4:53 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I was able to locate a partial translation of the text in question. For what it is worth, I quote it below:
'And Jesus went into the city with Thaddeus and with Andrew his disciples and they did venture them into a tavern. The Lord ordered strong drink and then saith to Andrew and to Thaddeus, "Verily the old ball and chain giveth me fits. It is always Jesus doeth this and Jesus doeth that. She doth complain that I helpeth not with the children, nor that I am a good provider and doth threaten to returneth to the mother who bore her. What am I to doeth?" '
And his disciples did speak unto him and saith with voices, 'Weep not, dear master, for we have long known of thy troubles and hath taken steps. Hie thee to Ye Olde Jerusalem Boom Boom Room and ask there for she who is called Kitty "Hoots" LaRue. We hath paid her a purse of monies, and she hath agreed to grease thy holy weasel.'
And the Lord did look upon his disciples with great joy and did saith unto them, 'Truly, truly I tell you that you are high in the favour of the Lord and will have a place beside my father in Heaven.'
Boru
Dont forget when mary said.. "thou I grabith Thaddeus and Andrews junkith. for I needith to go skiing and giveith a happy ending"
