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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 11, 2014 at 2:48 pm
(July 11, 2014 at 2:43 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 1:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No way. Stimbo's soul belongs to me. Bought it fair and square.

NO! He has a free will! Everyone's Ark ticket has been paid in full, all you have to do is enter in!

You know you don't have to respond to the posts where we're just teasing you, right?

And if entering involves never making Satan jokes again, there's more to it than just entering, isn't there? There's no need to soft-pedal the requirements. Many of us live up to them better than most nominal Christians already.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Losty - June 11, 2014 at 11:57 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by OhWord - June 11, 2014 at 11:08 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by *Deidre* - June 17, 2014 at 11:44 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Tonus - June 28, 2014 at 3:46 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Losty - July 6, 2014 at 6:47 pm
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by OhWord - June 11, 2014 at 11:15 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by ShaMan - June 12, 2014 at 10:30 am
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Losty - June 11, 2014 at 11:01 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by OhWord - June 11, 2014 at 11:03 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Losty - June 11, 2014 at 11:50 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by ThomM - June 25, 2014 at 8:43 pm
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by OhWord - June 12, 2014 at 7:29 am
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Tonus - June 12, 2014 at 8:20 am
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Tonus - June 12, 2014 at 9:47 am
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Cyberman - June 12, 2014 at 10:27 am
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Losty - June 12, 2014 at 11:19 am
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Losty - June 12, 2014 at 12:19 pm
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Tonus - June 13, 2014 at 5:17 am
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by *Deidre* - June 17, 2014 at 11:29 pm
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!! - by Mister Agenda - July 11, 2014 at 2:48 pm
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