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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 1:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 8:54 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Enough Stimbo,
Get in the ark already. Repent and be a great testimony to the people on this forum.

No way. Stimbo's soul belongs to me. Bought it fair and square.

NO! He has a free will! Everyone's Ark ticket has been paid in full, all you have to do is enter in!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 2:43 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 1:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No way. Stimbo's soul belongs to me. Bought it fair and square.

NO! He has a free will! Everyone's Ark ticket has been paid in full, all you have to do is enter in!

You know you don't have to respond to the posts where we're just teasing you, right?

And if entering involves never making Satan jokes again, there's more to it than just entering, isn't there? There's no need to soft-pedal the requirements. Many of us live up to them better than most nominal Christians already.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Rev! Please, I beseech thee in the name of my Dark Lord!

PLEASE, before it's TOO LATE!

Come to Our Father! The Dark Side awaits!

He is NOT to be Trifled With!

[Image: satan.jpg]

He has TOLD ME, he is right PISSED OFF with you!

PLEASE, I beg of thee! Accept the Dark Lord as Your Master or FACE the CONSEQUENCES!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 2:43 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 1:18 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: No way. Stimbo's soul belongs to me. Bought it fair and square.

NO! He has a free will! Everyone's Ark ticket has been paid in full, all you have to do is enter in!

Paid in full, eh? So, I wouldn't have to do anything?

Somehow I think "paid in full" means something to you other than what it actually means.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 2:48 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: You know you don't have to respond to the posts where we're just teasing you, right?

Ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Fuck me, give him a bit of slack. I would guess Rev is at the tipping point anyway, eh? God only exists in your head, just let him go.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Rev's got a harder head than a rhinoceros. Probably not as horny though.

I think he can deal.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 9:29 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 11, 2014 at 9:18 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: Hi Rev!

My Lord sends His Greetings!

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This is not a joke.

Yes it is. It's just that you're the only one here who doesn't get it.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 11, 2014 at 2:50 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Rev! Please, I beseech thee in the name of my Dark Lord!

PLEASE, before it's TOO LATE!

Come to Our Father! The Dark Side awaits!

He is NOT to be Trifled With!

[Image: satan.jpg]

He has TOLD ME, he is right PISSED OFF with you!

PLEASE, I beg of thee! Accept the Dark Lord as Your Master or FACE the CONSEQUENCES!

May the Lord rebuke him.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Rev, If there were a god and he wanted to rebuke anyone, I doubt he'd need your prayers to do it.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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