RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 27, 2014 at 8:56 pm
(This post was last modified: July 27, 2014 at 8:58 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
In all seriousness, though, could you explain the mechanism behind the whisking away of people and the interface between god and causes for such a "tribulatory" experience here on earth? Where are the hooks that god grabs ahold of to make this all work, ala marionette? If you could identify those for us we could maybe set a dog there or something, maybe a sign - keep god from fucking with the levers on a machine he clearly doesn't understand. I'm assuming that he can read, of course. I'm a generous man.
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