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Two genealogies of Jesus
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RE: Two genealogies of Jesus
Jeebus was a bastard born out of wedlock. Her husband was cuckolded by gawd and should have stoned her to death according to the laws of the time.

Oh, and the genealogy shit is a made up, bullshit explanation. Nobody in that time period kept genealogies on chattel. That's all women were to the men of the day.
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Two genealogies of Jesus - by theophilus - August 3, 2014 at 5:15 pm
RE: Two genealogies of Jesus - by vorlon13 - August 3, 2014 at 5:18 pm
RE: Two genealogies of Jesus - by Minimalist - August 3, 2014 at 6:08 pm
RE: Two genealogies of Jesus - by Ravenshire - August 3, 2014 at 8:39 pm
RE: Two genealogies of Jesus - by Minimalist - August 3, 2014 at 10:07 pm

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