(September 2, 2008 at 1:16 pm)Ace Wrote:(September 2, 2008 at 1:13 pm)Brick-top Wrote: How do you stop your girlfriend from giving you a blowjob?
Marry her
What?....well....hmm....I....guess you could....hmm...well...delay the...hmm....event....and suggest something other than that.
oh boy!
Two old men are sitting in a nursing home. "How do you feel Frank?"
"Terrible, how do you feel Ted?"
"Like a baby"
"Why do you feel like a baby?"
"I've got no hair, no teeth and I've just shit myself"