(September 22, 2014 at 8:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote:Quote:One can see the evolution of God in the Bible where we go from a God who walks with Adam in the garden and has regular meetings with and talks to people, who performs miracles on request and gives a lot of signs and wonders; to a more distant and hidden God who no longer meets or talks with anyone and doesn't really performs any miracles.
God begins like a nasty young Mafia chief, whacking everyone in sight for shits and giggles. As he grows older, he has to hire hitmen to do his dirty work for him ( Assyrians, Babylonians, Romans, etc.)
These days he apparently sits in his garden growing tomatoes and stroking his dick.
In that case, we can expect his imminent demise in said tomato patch, with an orange rind shoved into his mouth.
But watch out for his son. He turns out to be a cold-hearted bastard.
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