So a newfie walks into a local bar, and in the corner of this bar there is a donkey tied to a post with a signing reading "Make this donkey laugh and you win 100$ and a free drink for everyone." With a smile the mewfie accepts, he walks up the donkey whipsers something and then the donkey is on the floor laughing so hard they have to call the vet. Bar owner pays up and its a good night for all.
Next weekend the same donkey is the same corner, only this time the sign read "Make this donkey cry, you get 200$ and 2 drinks for all." Newfie smirks again and strides upto the donkey, stops just short with his back everyone and suddenly the donkey begins to bawl.
Later that night the bar tender asks the newfie "how did you make the donkey respond like that?" The newf chuckles and says "First I told him my dick was bigger, then I showed him."
Next weekend the same donkey is the same corner, only this time the sign read "Make this donkey cry, you get 200$ and 2 drinks for all." Newfie smirks again and strides upto the donkey, stops just short with his back everyone and suddenly the donkey begins to bawl.
Later that night the bar tender asks the newfie "how did you make the donkey respond like that?" The newf chuckles and says "First I told him my dick was bigger, then I showed him."
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
