Jokes stolen from FFTT that made me laugh really hard.
- What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids.
-Jesus Christ fed 2000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.
Big whoop! Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.
- What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
- What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?
They both had a downey jr in them.
- I saw a bunch of black guys sitting on a frozen lake not talking so I thought I'd go break the ice.
- What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids.
-Jesus Christ fed 2000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.
Big whoop! Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.
- What do you call a 5 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
- What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?
They both had a downey jr in them.
- I saw a bunch of black guys sitting on a frozen lake not talking so I thought I'd go break the ice.