What character in Doctor Who is mentally impaired?
The 'tard is.
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Yesterday I saw two lesbians sexually molest a young girl in the public swimming baths. I tried to help but I could only knock one out.
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Little Johnny's parents asked him what he wanted for his birthday. "I wanna watch!" he said - so they let him.
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My mum tricked me into having sex with her last night. She slept in my sister's bed.
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My niece told me she wants a scary costume for Hallowe'en. She's coming back from Africa tomorrow, so she's probably already got one.
The 'tard is.
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Yesterday I saw two lesbians sexually molest a young girl in the public swimming baths. I tried to help but I could only knock one out.
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Little Johnny's parents asked him what he wanted for his birthday. "I wanna watch!" he said - so they let him.
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My mum tricked me into having sex with her last night. She slept in my sister's bed.
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My niece told me she wants a scary costume for Hallowe'en. She's coming back from Africa tomorrow, so she's probably already got one.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
