Offensive Jokes

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

A newly married couple take a honeymoon cottage on the lake. Early in the morning, the owner - whose house is next door - sees the groom leave the house at dawn with his fishing gear and stand on the shore of the lake catching fish until dark. This goes on for several days, and one day the owner comes down to the young man and says, 'Look mate, this is none of my business really, but you're just married and you seem to spend and awful lot of time fishing. Aren't you at all interested in having sex with your new bride?'

'Naw, can't do that - she got gonorrhea.'

'Oh, rotten luck,' says the owner. 'But what about oral sex?'

'No, no chance. She's got pyorrhea as well.'

'Tough to be you then. I almost hate to suggest it, but have you considered anal sex?'

'Get away with yerself - she's got diarrhea and all.'

'You'll excuse me saying it, but what the HELL did you marry her for??'

'Because she's also got worms, and I LOVE to fish.'

Boru