I was chatting up this bird in a club last night.
"Your dad's a thief," I said.
She giggled drunkenly and said, "I know - because he stole the stars and put them in my eyes."
I said, "No, because you're from Liverpool."
"Your dad's a thief," I said.
She giggled drunkenly and said, "I know - because he stole the stars and put them in my eyes."
I said, "No, because you're from Liverpool."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
