A man wearing a stocking mask bursts into a bank. Brandishing a knife, he orders the woman behind the desk to open the safe.
"But sir, this is a sperm bank - we don't have any money in there."
" I'm aware of that," he snapped, "just open it!"
Reluctantly, she opens the safe.
"Now take out one of the bottles and drink it!" he orders.
She starts to object, but can't take her eyes off the knife. So, grimacing, she unscrews the bottle and drinks the contents. As she stands there with cum dripping down her chin, he flashes the knife again.
"Drink another!"
She takes a second bottle and drinks it down.
"And another!"
Feeling sick, she drinks a third bottle.
Her face dripping with cum now, she pleads with the man. "Please, no more!" she begs.
The man pulls off his mask, and to her astonishment she sees it's her husband.
"Now," he snapped, "what was so fucking hard about that?"
"But sir, this is a sperm bank - we don't have any money in there."
" I'm aware of that," he snapped, "just open it!"
Reluctantly, she opens the safe.
"Now take out one of the bottles and drink it!" he orders.
She starts to object, but can't take her eyes off the knife. So, grimacing, she unscrews the bottle and drinks the contents. As she stands there with cum dripping down her chin, he flashes the knife again.
"Drink another!"
She takes a second bottle and drinks it down.
"And another!"
Feeling sick, she drinks a third bottle.
Her face dripping with cum now, she pleads with the man. "Please, no more!" she begs.
The man pulls off his mask, and to her astonishment she sees it's her husband.
"Now," he snapped, "what was so fucking hard about that?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'