RE: Offensive Jokes
October 21, 2014 at 4:22 am
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2014 at 4:27 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(October 20, 2014 at 10:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I was chatting up this bird in a club last night.
"Your dad's a thief," I said.
She giggled drunkenly and said, "I know - because he stole the stars and put them in my eyes."
I said, "No, because you're from Liverpool."
HA!
Boru
A man is haranguing the crowd at Speaker's Corner. At one point, his passion gets the better of him and he screams out, 'All politicians are arrogant twats!'
A bloke at the back shouts back, 'I find that deeply offensive!'
'Why?' asks the speaker. 'Are you a politician?'
'No,' answers the man. 'I'm an arrogant twat.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
